Two month old babies can’t wave or say goodbye. Babies at 5 months of age usually can’t wave or say goodbye, so why do we expect them to? Rather, why do their parents expect them to be able to wave and talk at premature ages? Have you ever been leaving a friend’s house or a gathering and as you walk out the door the parent takes their child’s limp hand in an attempt for make the baby wave goodbye to you? Have you been leaving and the parents hold their child in front of them puppetering their non-verbal child to say “ba bye?” I used to think this behavior was cute, now it scares me. For one, the baby is obviously disconnected to the exchange; only have recently discovered that they have a hand to wave. Secondly, it puts awkward pressure on the person leaving to reciprocate a noncommittal wave or baby talk good bye. Admittedly, I’ve done it myself with my niece and nephew, but why? Does it somehow reinforce a connection to the person leaving? Or does it force a connection to that person? Isn’t it just awkward? I mean, in retrospect, I’d rather see the child wave or say “ba bye” when they are able to do it on there own without a commandeering parent. It’s sweet in theory, but creepy in practice. So the verdict is in, this is one offense I don’t plan on re-committing.
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Day 67 3/25/08 Crunch time, minus the crunch
The days are slowly slipping through my fingers. I’d love to stay home indefinitely, but it’s not in the cards for me. I must jump start my job search. I am feeling under the weather and unmotivated to do this. I’m feeling hot and cold and shivers run down my spine, not because I’ve found the perfect job, but because I’m sick and tired. It’s a lame excuse and I just have to commit to the search. It’s not so much of a commitment as a dedication to the job search. I don’t have to commit to anything. What’s the harm in internet research, it itself can’t lead to disappointment and rejection.
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Day 66 3/24/08 Spring is in the air
Spring must be close at hand because I got a cold. I’m notorious for getting colds in the off season. No amount of Vitamin C or Zinc or Echinacea can fight against this. That is to say, I only get colds in the spring or summer, not in the winter when everyone else is getting them, or when one expects to get them. My dry throat gave way to a sore throat. Then my head started to pound and the chills came to town. I don’t know what it is about spring that triggers my cold, but it happens every year, without fail. I guess I should take it as a sign, as sure as the birds’ chirping that spring has sprung. I must now go and blow my nose, again. Happy official spring plus three days!
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Day 65 3/21/08 Snow Day USA
Day 64 3/20/08 Work it
I met an old work friend for lunch today and got schmoozed. I got worked, schooled, call it was you will. I was a client and he was trying to sell himself. New to sales he was smooth, but most definitely intentional and awkwardly deliberate. I didn’t have anything offer him yet he seemed to hang on my words and in many instances make me repeat myself. I didn’t tell him anything he couldn’t already find out We laced the conversation with personal antic dotes and updated on acquaintances, but at times the talk was forced. It was a word dance where he’d push forward and I pushed back always trying to bring the conversation back to a personal step. I respected his effort and held a bit of pride in knowing that he thought I was someone that could help him out. Maybe someday I can, but not today. Today, I’ll hug him goodbye, promise to do it again and thank him for the free meal.
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Day 63 3/19/08 Old Spice
Day 62 3/18/08 Whine Night
Today’s activities included internet job hunting and baking with my grandparents. The day was topped off by two glasses of Smoking Loon Shiraz. We pulled the cork out (in one piece thank you very much) and it Whooo Whooo on it. My friend and I laughed trying to interpret the text to whoo hoo, only to realize the words were loon noises. Another drink anyone? Ah, whatever the brand was it was alcoholic and a good way to unwind from the day; generous pours over personal conversation.
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Day 61 3/17/08 Tom Foolery
I don’t have an ounce of Irish blood running through my veins. I determined the best way to avoid green beer guzzling drunkards was to be as far away from the Irish as possible. So, I had lunch at a Mexican restaurant (not crowded at all) and dinner at an American chain (not crowded either). I think my plan worked perfectly. While, I don’t enjoy the St. Patty’s Day celebration as much as others, I don’t discourage celebrating. I was slightly disappointed that in all my running around yesterday I only saw one drunk Irishman. I know he was drunk because he was responsibly waiting for the bus, a little after
Friday, March 14, 2008
Day 60 3/14/08 Down is up
I felt soured.
A pit rising,
gaining momentum with every second
and every breath.
and stunted by tears
my heart swelled
head pounded.
I was down.
that down looked up
with fate most cruel slyly
laughing at me.
Unscrupulous.
Chintzy with kindness.
Not for the pain or regret,
sorrow, anger
or disappointment
That down looked up.
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Day 59 3/13/08 Guilty Pleasures
Today I feel guilty. I feel guilty I quit my job. I feel guilty that I don’t have a job. I feel guilty that my husband works two jobs. I feel guilty that I want him to double his income. I feel guilty for secretly not wanting a new full time job. I feel guilty for betraying myself and settling right out of college. I feel guilty for making my self feel bad. I am guilty of feeling guilty. At age 28.8 can I be so disillusioned with work that I never want to have a full time job again? At my age should I be at this crossroads? Is it healthy? Is it late, a delayed quarter life crisis? Am I being selfish for looking for something more? Should I just shut up and take the next job that comes my way. Should I turn my head and look the other way and accept complacency? Today I’m wrestling with my emotions and I don’t know which one is going to win out. I have an appointment scheduled this afternoon with a recruiter. Perhaps she can shed some light on my situation. I mean, someone has to at least.
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Day 58 3/12/08 Out of sorts and short on luck
Today I feel very disjointed and out of sorts. My internet isn't working and neither is my brain.
Possible jobs to look into: 3
Submissions for publication: 1
Miles walked: 2.01
Appointment with employment recruiter: 1
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Day 57 3/11/08 Pidittle
One headlight always burns out before the other. Uno break light on my car goes out. A single light bulb from a chandelier always blackens before the others. I noticed this while I was on the freeway last night. As we pulled behind the blue Pontiac Grand Am I thought to myself, “gosh buddy, it’s dark out turn your lights on!” As we got closer it turned out that his lights were in fact on, but that both of his tail lights were in fact burnt out. It was a strange sight, I mean you never have two things burn out at once. This was a rarity; a highway gem. I looked at the car as we passed and gave him a “thumbs up.” Both tail lights burnt out at the same time, this was his lucky day. He wasn’t forced to drive a pidittle, or get pulled over for just one tail light being out. He went full court press on this weather he knew it or not. It just got me to thinking about all of the oddities that happen with lights and light bulbs and how nothing happens simultaneously. I’m only left to presume then behind the flicking of a switch is a complicated labyrinth of wire board. It may look to us like we’re turning on a light fixture, or our car lights at the same time, but some tedious wires spark just milliseconds before another. An organized sequential release of power that appears coincident to the naked eye. That has to be the actual explanation, though I prefer my own explanation that life just isn’t fair and something’s aren’t perfect.
Monday, March 10, 2008
Day 56 3/10/08 The merry go round, and round and round
Why do we continually repeat our mistakes and recycle our poor habits and bad behaviors? How many times do we have to tell ourselves that we’ll never do something again, only to do it again the very next day. This dawned on my again last night as I was filing down a nail I’d chomped off. As a child I was big into nail biting, but when I grew up I envied long nails and vowed to grown mine out no matter what. I slip every once and awhile and every time my nail breaks voluntarily I tell myself that “this is the last time.” If a cat has nine lives, then how man ‘last times’ can one person have? I presume to have at least a million because I’ve probably told myself a million times to stop doing one thing or another. It’s like we all experience temporary amnesia and sanity kicks in one split second too late. We become so fixated on a chipped nail, a ripe pimple, stray grey hairs, and blisters.
Sunday, March 9, 2008
Day 55 3/7/08 Dear diary
Dear dream job,
Jill
Thursday, March 6, 2008
Day 54 3/6/08 It's gonna be a bright (bright), bright (bright) sunshiny day
The chorus of Neil Finn’s I Can See Clearly now echoes in my head today as I approach the bed. I’m going to conquer bed making in the morning today. I’m going to tame the sheets and domesticate the comforter, all before
I can see clearly now the rain is gone,
I can see all obstacles in my way,
Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind.
'cuz It's gonna be a bright (bright), bright (bright) sunshiny day.
'cuz It's gonna be a bright (bright), bright (bright) sunshiny day.
I think I can make it now the pain is gone,
And all of the bad feelings have disappeared,
Here is the rainbow I've been praying for.
'cuz It's gonna be a bright (bright), bright (bright) sunshiny day.
Look all around, nothing but blue skies.
Look straight ahead, nothing but blue skies.
I can see clearly now the rain is gone.
I can see all obstacles in my way.
Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind.
'cuz It's gonna be a bright (bright), bright (bright) sunshiny day.
'cuz It's gonna be a bright (bright), bright (bright) sunshiny day.
'cuz It's gonna be a bright (bright), bright (bright) sunshiny day. (Neil Finn)
‘cuz It’s gonna be a bright (bright), bright (bright), job finding day.
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
DAy 53 3/8/08 Walk it off, man
Who coined the phrases “walk it off,” and “shake it off” (I’m sure I could locate this through some internet research, but not now)? Most days I find walking and shaking to be the most annoying course of action. Let’s say a marathon runner has an ankle injury or a major league baseball pitcher breaks his hand, should they nonchalantly “shake and or walk it off? It could end their career or stifle their livelihood. The answer is clear. The answer is no. In both cases one risks sustaining further injury by walking or shaking anything off, unless you meant to shake off a limb, literally. And forgive me, but in the event that I am doing something physical and I hurt myself, the last thing I want to hear someone yell is, “shake it off”, unless they want to hear, “_____ off!” Swiftly followed by, “leave me alone,” or “ Can someone get me a Miller Lite!” This slogan, rather these words of encouragement, do nothing but aggravate me. No walking or shaking for me, it’s back to the locker room I go.
I do advocate the notion of walking off emotional pain, personal injury or indecision. I find the physical act of walking quite therapeutic actually. I find walking without purpose bring clarify and new found focus. Now, if I had to limp along I doubt I’d see things so clearly. But, on any given bad day I get myself outside, or lock myself in the basement with the treadmill I always emerge, or return home, a bit lighter of mind and lifted in spirit. I can’t walk off all my problems, but I do get a certain distance (forgive the pun) which helps.
Miles spent walking it off: 1.112
Beers spent shaking it off: 1
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
Day 52 3/4/08 On the mend, so now what?
After a good night’s sleep I put yesterday in perspective, and I put it behind me where it ought to be. Yesterday is not today and today is another day. Today I pledge to get my act together, to read the pile of literature and writing recommendations. Today I pledge to finish my friend’s shower invites, update my blog and start curbing my resume and crafting a cover letter for a part time position I’m interested. I also pledge that leaving my corporate job was not all for naught. I am dedicated to making my next career, or job, something different. What I intend to apply for is an Event Coordinator for the
Mikes walked: 1.2
Activity for tonight: CRAFT (Crafty Radical Awesome Female (Bonding) Time)
Day 51 3/3/08 Down down down
(Today's title makes me think of the scene in The Cable Guy when Jim Carey and Ben Stiller go to Medieval times and chant, "down, down, down. The red night's going down!")
Today finds me in a funk. I know I’ll rebound, but today I’d prefer to wallow in my concern and crabbiness. The morning was fine, I got my usual chores accomplished, but the afternoon took a downward spiral into the unemployment abyss. I receive, not surprisingly, a rejection letter from one of the companies I applied to. In truth, I was on the fence about this company and this job in particular, but the letter simply reaffirmed the lack of confidence I was already hiding in the day. I tried to be somewhat positive and read between the lines, but really, between the lines was just white space. The email, not even a letter or call, was cordial enough, “Based on careful review of the job requirements and your current skills and qualifications, we have determined that you are not a candidate for this position. Although you were not selected, we hope you will continue to visit our
Miles walked: 1.1
Items purchased at the grocery store: 71